And I swear to you that one day I'll be gone.

(Source: the--personal--quotes, via gnarly-quinn)

the-absolute-best-posts:

sea-ttle:

This is literally my favorite thing someone has ever said.

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

(Source: )

deepintothegame:

Meet Zack and Cody…wtf

deepintothegame:

Meet Zack and Cody…wtf

(via genderphobia)

(via leonmcgann)

“The Gentleman’s Guide to Amputation”

(Source: mad-science, via irememberbeingsmall)

kamikawiwo:

yeahhhh

yeahhhh

(via irememberbeingsmall)

(Source: funfrom4chan, via irememberbeingsmall)

wifwolf:

this is adarrable so I’m going to look at it until I feel better

this is adarrable so I’m going to look at it until I feel better

(via irememberbeingsmall)

(Source: larvitarr, via pitchblackglow)

10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(Source: peppermixed, via girlwithatumblr)

when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’

(via mymonstersandi)

I hate my friends

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.

(via behindherbeauty)

sodamnrelatable:

Morning shower:

Night shower:

(Source: xxalfa, via doitlikealady)

You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection

(via drunkenpr0phet)